My Beautiful Richard
He will absolutely hate me for posting this but I don’t care. From the sight of him a lot of people think he’s just a grumpy guy who listens to terrible music, but scratch the surface and you will find the kindest most gentlest person in the world, who listens to terrible music (I’m joking obviously). So next time you see an angry looking person in a bar buy them a drink… it might be the best thing you ever did.
A Massive Duck and Me!
A few months ago I dragged Rich along to this carnival but Rich, being Rich, decided that the carnival was ‘lame’ and only for ‘wankers’ who want to spend loads on winning ‘cheap useless bollocks’ so naturally he grumped and wouldn’t go on the rides with me so I grumped right back and went on the big wheel alone.
15 minutes later I see him trying to knock a coconut off of a shy for me. He was TERRIBLE…I mean there were children laughing and everything. I secretly watched him spend about £20 on the game until eventually the man at the stall took pity on him and gave him that duck.
Later on Rich found me, apologised and gave me the duck (he told me he found it on the floor). That’s why I love my duck, and the boy even if he throws like a girl.
Old Photos
I love old photos. I remember being tiny and looking through my mum’s photo albums of her and my dad courting and stroppily insisting that she must be hiding secret brothers and sisters from me. I just couldn’t understand how the smiling people in the photographs could be the same ones who wouldn’t let me put my feet up on the seat in the car.
I take lots of photos. The weird thing is all the photos we take now are just going to be with us forever because of this and the Book of Faces. So now they’re sort of like a gift but to everyone, even people who aren’t even born yet. Hopefully one day I’ll get to show my children this post and they can ask me about the things I did and why their Aunty Liv’s hair is so mental.
Babe
Babe always makes me cry. It’s this bit…When Babe won’t eat and is all sick because the cat told him that unfortunately humans bloody love their sausages so he’s going to die and then the farmer…the farmer…oh just watch it! The wonderousness! Is that not just the most beautacular thing you’ve ever seen?
Also Old Boys dancing with everything they’ve got fills my heart up with something warm and sparkly. Sort of what I imagine it’s like when a unicorn cums.
Doing Rubbish Things With Good People
A few weeks ago I attended a festival with the fella and ended up being super late. By the time we arrived we’d already missed the one band the gentleman caller wanted to see so we just went back to our tent. The next morning we went for an explore only to find that not only was it nothing like it looked on their web site but half of the acts on the bill weren’t even playing. “Shenanigans,” i wanted to cry “i call shenanigans!”
Both being in a bad mood we started to pick at each other a bit until we had a stupid fight about whether to go home right away. I was all ready to leave feeling rubbish but then beef took me by the hand and lead me into the tent, zipping us in and demanding that we not leave it for the duration. When you can’t beat them, hide I suppose.
The point is that what could have been an absolute mare ended up being the most wonderful of time because once it was the two of us united for awesomeness against a whole fest. It felt like we were spies or something, sexing the flip out of each other right under the enemy’s noses.
A couple of photos…
Just a couple of quick snaps for you. I’ve been doing through all my photos and I found these. The first one isn’t my photo but I just can’t resist. They’re my new favourite things
…and here’s another
And secondly here’s my girls. Aren’t they gorgeous? Liv’s hair does look like a pencil has been lodged between hers and Mini’s heads. Lol, I’m joking, you bitches look amaze.
(Source: static.guim.co.uk)
LOL
I can’t say anything because otherwise I’ll start laughing again. Just take a look at this, my stomach hurts from laughing so much, listen to the very end. I almost wet myself…almost!
Try not to cry when you see this
Hello lovelies, how are you all today. Does anyone want to see the most heart warming video ever made? You’ve probably all seen it but if you haven’t take a look and you will melt. It could give Mufasa a run for his money. Rich will probably have a go at me for posting soppy videos like this one but I’m allowed to indulge myself once in a while.
R and J- Perfect
Oh WOW! I’ve just been to see Prokofjev’s Romeo and Juliet ballet; beautiful, devastating, poignant, ferocious… words don’t seem enough. Really amazing. I dragged Rich along kicking and screaming but I’m glad I got to share the experience with someone. He doesn’t know this but I saw him wiping away a tear towards the end. Hehe. Although I could have murdered him when he basically yelled ‘isn’t that the theme tune to the apprentice?’ Take a look at this version by the Royal Swedish Ballet- can’t recommend it enough
Take a look at this
Just been sent this so I’m sharing it with everyone. I love these girlies voices. Can you believe it when she doesn’t get high fived at the end? So cringe. Love it anyway. (and it makes a nice change from Dead Meadow on repeat) Enjoy my wee beauties. xxx
A fictional character from the E4 drama Skins. http://e4.com/skins. Warning: Adult themes
